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Doctor Doctor Im a burglar Have you from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorseTake from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !

Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !

Doctor how can I cure my sleep from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !

Doctor Doctor youve taken out my tonsils from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking Im GodWhen from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

Fireman rescued a man who was badly from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.

How many nurses does it take to from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

How can you tell who is the from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

The ninetyyearold man was in for his from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt." The old man shrugged, "If she dies, she dies."

A coffin was being moved when it from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it. As it rolled past the hospital, the mortician yelled to one of the nurse practitioners walking by, "Doc, quick, give me something to stop this coffin."

Camp Doctor Your cough sounds better todayCamper from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!

Jack went to see the camp nurse from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'

Nurse Would you like an appointment for from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.

There were ten zebras in the zoo from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!

Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?

A man who was very upset walked from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.

What do you do a young man from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."

Why are you so excited the surgeon from Flashcomment Doctor and nurse jokes Jokes
"Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."